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Shill Out In A Tub W A Toaster Quotes & Sayings
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I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month.
Dean Koontz
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For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.
Jeff Foxworthy
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For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.
Jeff Foxworthy
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And when you see it the first time you put the film together, the roughest cut, is when you want to go home and open up your veins and get in a warm tub and just go away. And then it gradually, maybe, works its way back, somewhere toward that spot you were at before.
Joel Coen
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Let's talk about bubbles in the tub, let's talk about makin' love,
Pretty Ricky
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My sister heard me singing in the shower and she said "shut up!" I said, 'I dont see why you hatin outside of the tub, you cant even get in!'
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Holding my phone when I'm in the tub, is similar to holding a loved one over a cliff.
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When girls go wild, they show their tits to people. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub.
Louis CK
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Loving you is like drowning in a tub full of honey. It's suffocatingly sweet.
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When the water of a place is bad it is safest to drink none that has not been filtered through either the berry of a g...., or else a tub of malt. These are the most reliable filters yet invented.
Samuel Butler
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Blogging. Love it but I'm getting blogged out. You know when you start blogging about your love of toaster ovens its time to take a break.
Jenny McCarthy
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People always say you should be yourself. Like yourself is this definite thing...like a toaster or something. Like you can know what it is even...But every so often, I'll have like, a moment, when just being myself, in my life, right where I am, is like...enough
Unknown
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I dont cook. I can toast in the toaster. I can pour and set the table. No, Gavin is the one. Its not even an option, he is so passionate about it. He cooks every day. He loves to go grocery shopping and find different things. Im really lucky. Its actually lucky and hard at the same time, because sometimes you want to be fit and not eat it, but you have to eat it.
Gwen Stefani
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I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that's a fresher....I'm going on break.
Mitch Hedberg
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I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that's a fresher....I'm going on break.
Mitch Hedberg
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I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that's a fresher....I'm going on break.
Mitch Hedberg
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There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub.
Louis CK
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Rock star sh*t for my rock star a.. Got a tub full of money that's a rock star bath Then I use more money to wipe my rock star a.. Then I throw it in the garbage that rock star trash
Lil Wayne
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