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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fu..ing expensive.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
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I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'. So my computer just tells me when I forget.
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Wanna hear a joke about my pe..s? Never mind, it's too long.
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Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
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May the itch of a thousand crabs affect the one who ruins your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
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I stepped on a cornflake this morning...I'm a cereal killer now!
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Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bi...es.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
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Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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