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Smoking Babies Quotes & Sayings
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Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "s.. is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.
Matt Groenin
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All babies are beautiful.
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All newborn babies are ugly.
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Most of us would do more for our babies than we have ever been willing to do for anyone, even ourselves.
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There are enough no smoking places now.
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If men had to have babies, they would only ever have one each.
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All babies want to get borned. - Su Chin
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They're not the sharpest people - babies. So, you must be everything to them.
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Men are such babies. -Anastasia
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You're the one who likes cigars right? Try smoking this.
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We had our own baby boom.
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Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.
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These wretched babies don't come until they are ready.
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Babies are always the best actors.
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Smoking so much weed I am better off alone, I'm in my own zone.
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Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
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You're always better off if you quit smoking; it's never too late.
Loni Anderson
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It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.
Deepak Chopra
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