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Soap Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Soap Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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On Wednesday, a 55 year-old inmate escaped from Rikers Island after he convinced guards that he was a lawyer. Guards probably should've become suspicious when he was wearing a suit he carved out of soap.
Seth Meyers
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I often feel that my days in New York City, that I was here for five years, didn't get one job, went on a thousands of auditions and literally did not get a job on a soap, not a movie, not TV, not nothing, although I did do some commercials thank God.
Aaron Eckhart
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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You gotta be careful with your body. Your body is like a bar of soap. The more you use it, the more it wears down.
Richie Allen
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They say love is like a bar of soap. Why? Because once you think you got it, it slips away.
Unknown
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I was never use to ni...s that was use to being broke, so I started selling coke. Times got hard was selling soap. Scheming just like the preacher in church he selling hope.
Meek Mill
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So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage-leaf, to make an apple-pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street, pops its head into the shop. 'What! no soap?' So he died, and she very imprudently married the barber.
Samuel Foote
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My grandmothers are full of memories, smelling of soap and onions and wet clay, with veins rolling roughly over quick hands, they have many clean words to say, my grandmothers were strong.
Margaret Walker
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Your toothbrush, soap and everything else are shouting loud and disturbing me also. So please get up and make your morning good buddy. Have a wonderful day ahead.
Unknown
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I don't enjoy it ... I love the game. I can watch it all day. I can play it all day. Sometimes my mom kicked me out the house because I watched it too much and she wanted to watch her soap operas
John Wall
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul
Yiddish Proverb
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
Unknown
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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A redneck water slide is when you just get a tarp out there, You just put baby oil and some soap on there. Put some water on it. Make a little mud puddle at the end, and have fun with it.
Honey Boo Boo Child
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I actually graze at several of the homes while I'm playing. There a lot of food going on. I drink and eat and use the restrooms in a lot of the houses. What better way to really get closer to the fans than to steal their soap from the restrooms as they allow you to enter their homes?
George Lopez
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I actually graze at several of the homes while I'm playing. There a lot of food going on. I drink and eat and use the restrooms in a lot of the houses. What better way to really get closer to the fans than to steal their soap from the restrooms as they allow you to enter their homes?
George Lopez
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