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Spray Tan Joke Quotes & Sayings
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I read a book a day when I was a kid. My family was not literary; we did not have any books in the house.
Amy Tan
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There are three things pageant women do. There`s the Vaseline thing, which I didn`t do. There`s duct-taping your boobs, which I never did because I`m not into pain. The third thing is using athletic spray adhesive on your butt to keep your swimsuit in place. I did do that. So one out of three ain`t bad.
Jeri Ryan
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I couldn't help noticing what a great tan and strong likelihood of skin cancer you have.
Unknown
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I thought I was clever enough to write as well as these people and I didn't realize that there is something called originality and your own voice.
Amy Tan
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As long as his man Cam near. They like remo and sam running the tan jig. Like what you said ya, enough talk. Want the G-4 to laying where.
Vado
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Surfing is not my strong point. And... I don't really have a tan. I go to the tanning place, the one that sprays you with color.
Lori Loughlin
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I think I've always been somebody, since the deaths of my father and brother, who was afraid to hope. So, I was more prepared for failure and for rejection than for success.
Amy Tan
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I miss those days when my calculator only has numbers, plus, minus, divide, multiply and not cos sin tan log.
Unknown
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She said 'I'm by commission. You don't have to pay anything until you sell anything.' I said, 'Well fine. You want to be my agent and not make anything.' I thought, 'Boy, is she dumb.'
Amy Tan
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Moral Of the story: Don't drive around with the top down for hours. Only the upper half of ur legs get tan.
Sarah Hyland
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Im so bored Im this close to spraining my own ankle if it means NO MORE MUSEUMS. Besides, Ive got a tan to work on!
Unknown
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I did not lose myself all at once. I rubbed out my face over the years washing away my pain, the same way carvings on stone are worn down by water.
Amy Tan
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Im only 19, so Im not super concerned about aging. But my mom didnt drink, smoke or tan while growing up, and she looks great. Im following her plan.
Victoria Justice
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I've had people tell me to get Mystic Tan, blonde highlights, choppy haircuts, but I've made a conscious decision not to cave.
Kat Dennings
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No matter how many times you may spray paint , change wheels , clean , or customize a car to look different . ÃÂ It will always be the same. Same goes for people. Our appearances , actions and age may change .. But we will always be the same
Shaquille Solomon
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hay muertos que no hasen ruido yes tan granse su penar y los que estan mal con migo.
Gerardo Ortiz
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Now thats a gentlemans photo, Ive got my son, a nice tan,birds, and my hair is flowing in the wind like flocks of Capistrano.
Scott Disick
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Now thats a gentlemans photo, ive got my son, a nice tan, birds, and my hairs flowing in the wind like flocks of Capistrano.
Scott Disick
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I also thought of playing improvisational jazz and I did take lessons for a while. At first I tried to write fiction by making up things that were completely alien to my life.
Amy Tan
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Sundresses, bikinis, country music, swimming, being tan, windows down, baseball games, lake days, late nights. Is it summer yet?
Unknown
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