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Spray Tan Joke Quotes & Sayings
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Hurricane Sandy's about to do more damage to New Jersey than fake tan and chlamydia.
Unknown
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Nobody does it like a country girl can, make a city boy want a farmers tan.
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Just curious what sort of bottle your flawless beach tan came out of.
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GTF! Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is Texting Behind Ronnie's Back.
Pauly D
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My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess.
Mariah Carey
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I be cookin you suckers like tan lotion. The K-double-O-L, G-R-A-P, and P-O-L-O would like to say hello to you mellow fellow.
Kool G Rap
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Being tan automatically puts me in a good mood. Too bad I'm super white...
Unknown
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There's a fine line between tan and looking liked you rolled around in Doritos.
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Placing on writers the responsibility to represent a culture is an onerous burden.
Amy Tan
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My parents had very high expectations. They expected me to get straight A's from the time I was in kindergarten.
Amy Tan
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My mother said I was a clingy kid until I was about four. I also remember that from the age of eight she and I fought almost every day.
Amy Tan
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There are a lot of people who think that's what's needed to be successful is always being right, always being careful, always picking the right path.
Amy Tan
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I used to think that my mother got into arguments with people because they didn't understand her English, because she was Chinese.
Amy Tan
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My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess.
Mariah Carey
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You can get sucked into the idea that, 'Gosh, this is impressive. Maybe I should do this. It will look good.' Or 'I'll write like this because it will impress that critic.'
Amy Tan
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He was so tan and muscular, and sweat ran down from his chest unto his perfectly defined stomach.
Charlotte York
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I would find myself laughing and wondering where these ideas came from. You can call it imagination, I suppose. But I was grateful for wherever they came from.
Amy Tan
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Man listen I still got them grams flippin, tan pitch it. Corner to the damn kitchen.
JR Writer
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That was a wonderful period in my life. I mean, I didn't become an artist, but somebody let me do something I loved. What a luxury, to do something you love to do.
Amy Tan
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Who knows where inspiration comes from. Perhaps it arises from desperation. Perhaps it comes from the flukes of the universe, the kindness of the muses.
Amy Tan
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