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Steve Harvey Fat Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Steve Harvey Fat" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Steve: Bobby, get over here, I want my Shazzam shirt dry cleaned and pressed by third period. Oh, and another thing, all periods will now be called Steves. (Shift to a classroom scene) Boy 1: (To another boy) Hey, I'm thinking of cutting third Steve, you in? Boy 2: Yeah, as long as I'm back by fourth Steve. Teacher: (To class) So, if it's a statement, it should always be followed by a Steve. Girl: Mr. Phillips, may I be excused? I'm having my Steve.
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I went to see Harvey again in Fiddler. Harvey's throat is getting better.
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Fat Tuesday? I feel fat every day of the week...Today is nothing special.
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Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he still not as fat as your fat mama!
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Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he still not as fat as your fat mama!
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Tuesday, I don't hate you cause you're fat. You're fat cause I hate you. But yeah I actually do hate you cause you're fat.
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Happy fat Tuesday to everyone who was already fat on Monday.
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Happy Fat Tuesday to someone who was already fat on Monday.
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If you have a choice between ugly or fat; You can turn lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the fat in the dark.
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Running away doesn't help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run.
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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I never got how fat people could make fun of other people...for being fat.
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He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'
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Your mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!
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Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors.
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Yo mama is so fat, if she wore a GoodYear hat, she'd look like a blimp.
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Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her GOOD side.
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Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
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Yo Mama's so fat she plugged the hole in the ozone layer.
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Yo Mama's so fat she has to wear a wide load sign.
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