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Women are good for 70 things, sandwiches and 69.
Risa Schizophrenia
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Women only have trouble parking because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.
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If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Aristotle Onassis
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If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war...just couple of nations not talking with each other.
Unknown
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Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
Dick Van Dyke
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Women make me happy. Once accepting that I will never be able to understand them makes me more happier.
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Of all liars the most arrogant are biographers: those who would have us believe, having surveyed a few boxes full of letters, diaries, bank statements and photographs, that they can play at the recording angel and tell the whole truth about another human life.
A N Wilson
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Since we all came from a women, got our name from a women, and our game from a women. I wonder why we take from women, why we .... our women, do we hate our women? I think its time we killed for our women, be real to our women, try to heal our women, cus if we dont we'll have a race of babies that will hate the ladies, who make the babies. And since a man can't make one he has no right to tell a women when and where to create one
Tupac Shakur
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Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Charlotte Whitton
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I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine.
Mel Gibson
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Women are deep beautiful blue oceans and once a month its Shark week!
Unknown
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My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures.
Michael Caine
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Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
WC Fields
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I hate women because they always know where things are.
Malcolm De Chazal
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Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.
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Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one.
WC Fields
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Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession...
Melchor Lim
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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
Tim Allen
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In my writing I am acting as a map maker, an explorer of psychic areas, a cosmonaut of inner space, and I see no point in exploring areas that have already been thoroughly surveyed.
William S Burroughs
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A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
Chauncey Depew
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