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Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
Benny Hill
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The American audience has really opened up to women being A.) funny and B.) kinda crude. 'Bridesmaids' is R-rated, and I think it was a major coup for women to have an R-rated comedy that did really well. Same as 'Bad Teacher.'
Chris Pratt
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I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast.
Ethel Merman
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Women who love women are Lesbians. Men, because they can only think of women in s..ual terms, define Lesbian as s.. between women.
Rita Mae Brown
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What's so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny, they're going to go for, and it's just great.
Paul Feig
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It used to be that you had to make female TV characters perfect so no one would be offended by your 'portrayal' of women. Even when I started out on 'The Office' eight years ago, we could write our male characters funny and flawed, but not the women. And now, thankfully, it's completely different.
Mindy Kaling
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Men look at women's behinds and go: what an ass! Women look at men faces and go: what an ass!
Unknown
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Fact: Women suffer more migraines more men. Reason: Because we have to deal with men
Unknown
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Men use love to get s... Women use s.. to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza.
Unknown
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Being a woman is a terribly difficult task,since it consists principally in dealing with men
Unknown
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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks
Jean Kerr
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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks
Jean Kerr
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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks
Jean Kerr
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I got expelled from the public library for putting all the 'Women's Rights' books in the fiction section.
Unknown
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Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
Marcel Achard
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Dear gay men, Please stop being so much kinder, funnier, and more attractive than straight men. Its quite depressing. Sincerely, all single women.
Unknown
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Men say women should come with instructions.. what's the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?
Nikhil Saluja
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One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out.
Unknown
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Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.
Gloria Steinem
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Just because I'm sassy and have a mouth on me doesn't mean I'm coming from a negative place. There's irony in what I do; that gets overlooked. I've listened to a lot of rap where men talk a certain way, often about women, and I'm not offended. It's meant to be funny. I'm throwing it right back at them, with humour, but some people can't take it. They're not used to women talking back.
Kesha
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