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Ted Yo Momma Quotes & Sayings
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Every minute that my heart pump blood. fu.. what you heard momma raised a fu..in thug.
Ace Hood
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Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do.
Steve Harvey
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Momma gettin' older feelin' pains In her shoulder. I gotta stay focused and remain a little soldier
Rick Ross
77 Likes
Can do anything in the world except not do it. Bought my fam new six star crib. Momma feeling like she jewish, I'm the mother fu..ing truest.
Big Sean
11 Likes
Miss independent, shwaty doing her own thing, Got...lil momma in her own...You can't compare to other girls that are, cute in her face,... she's hot!
Rock City
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Momma, will the tears ever dry? I ask this as I wipe my eyes. I'm told in time. But I don't think so. I wasn't ready to let you go.
Unknown
69 Likes
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Heal a ni... from all this pain, momma smoking cocaine as it rains out Am I to blame, try to stay sane so I came out-side Where they rock with them thangs out.
J Cole
9 Likes
Uhh, sunshine like the brightest day. Momma do you remember the time, Michael J. When I seen the video I said hat's gon' be me. And I ain't have to dream, I made it reality
Tyga
45 Likes
Yo momma is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Unknown
32 Likes
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Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Unknown
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Yo momma's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale.
Unknown
24 Likes
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So just remember what cha momma told you. Before she sent you on your way She told never ever be to clever To not see your own mistakes
Melissa Morgan
0 Likes
Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Unknown
60 Likes
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Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use them as the main sail of my yacht.
Unknown
14 Likes
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So let's run away, let's run away. Momma say I'm too young for love and lovin' you is all I'm thinkin' of.
Teyana Taylor
2 Likes
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Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please.
Unknown
74 Likes
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You momma's so fat, when she walks, she shows up on the Rictor scale!
Unknown
17 Likes
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Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptized at sea world.
Unknown
20 Likes
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Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Unknown
26 Likes
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Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing. -Seth
Superbad
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