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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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The Republic of Texas is no more.
Anson Jones
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You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas.
Davy Crockett
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All my ex's live in Texas.
George Strait
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I don't care if I never see Texas again.
Rafer Johnson
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How to treat a woman right. Something you learn when you're from Texas.
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Uhhh, now what y'all know bout them Texas boys
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If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking?
John Gunther
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Everybody thinks the Bushes are from Texas. I've been there twice.
Billy Bush
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I really like Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the old ones and the new ones.
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I'm from Louisiana and live in Texas now.
Mike Wilson
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
Kinky Friedman
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Well, I was fourteen in Texas. But I looked twenty-five.
Jerry Hall
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The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'
Kinky Friedman
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Talking to my mom about this little girl from Texas.
Pierce The Veil
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In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'
Ross Perot
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When that sun is high in that Texas sky.
George Strait
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All my exes live in Texas like I'm George Strait.
Drake
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Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans.
Ed Gillespie
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