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Thank U I Am Slow Quotes & Sayings
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"You ever walk behind someone walking so slow slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them? '...You better move it along, huh. My walker has wheels for a reason." You ever walk next to that stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you? '...Get the fu.. away from me... what are we--on a date here? I don't even know you.' Sometimes I find myself being a weirdo... you ever been walking next to some stranger and for no reason at all you decide that if you beat them to the corner, you'll be a millionaire? They're like, 'whatever'. HAHA! I get to press the walk button for you! ... You think those walk buttons do anything? I think some guy at the government was like, 'What can we give the morons to press? How bout a button!?' You always press 'em, you're like, '...maybe I didn't press it hard enough...' Then someone will come up and be like, 'Did you press it?' --'Yeah, I pressed it.' They're like, 'Why don't you press it again?'--'You're like, 'Yeah I'll press it again.' Then a
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"You ever walk behind someone walking so slow slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them? '...You better move it along, huh. My walker has wheels for a reason." You ever walk next to that stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you? '...Get the fu.. away from me... what are we--on a date here? I don't even know you.' Sometimes I find myself being a weirdo... you ever been walking next to some stranger and for no reason at all you decide that if you beat them to the corner, you'll be a millionaire? They're like, 'whatever'. HAHA! I get to press the walk button for you! ... You think those walk buttons do anything? I think some guy at the government was like, 'What can we give the morons to press? How bout a button!?' You always press 'em, you're like, '...maybe I didn't press it hard enough...' Then someone will come up and be like, 'Did you press it?' --'Yeah, I pressed it.' They're like, 'Why don't you press it again?'--'You're like, 'Yeah I'll press it again.' Then a
Jim Gaffigan
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This time we'll take it slow.
John Legend
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Never be afraid to slow down.
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Don't wanna take it slow
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I want people to know I am not going to let this slow me down!
Nick Jonas
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Where belief is painful we are slow to believe.
Ovid
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Slow down once in a while and just appreciate the moments in life.
Unknown
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I was indeed very slow as a youngster.
Roger Penrose
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He must be lightning slow.
Ron Atkinson
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Hey, slow it down.
Adam Lambert
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Slow down and enjoy life's journey!
Unknown
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We wanted to slow down. But one would let us.
June Carter Cash
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Slow it down, speed it up, I'm just being me. Panamera has the ki's, that just the G in me.
Rick Ross
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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Death by starvation is slow.
Mary Austin
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Slow but steady wins the race.
Aesop
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All I really want is for her to go down low. Before you know it she wet enough to get drowned slow.
J Cole
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When someone screams at me to hurry up, I slow down.
Mario Lemieux
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Slow things down or speed them up.
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