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The Fat Man By Maurice Quotes & Sayings
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Tuesday, I don't hate you cause you're fat. You're fat cause I hate you. But yeah I actually do hate you cause you're fat.
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He was the average guy. Maurice, I think, reflected every man.
Barry Gibb
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Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts.
Charles Maurice De Talleyrand
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Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in.
Kingsley Amis
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Happy Fat Tuesday to someone who was already fat on Monday.
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Happy fat Tuesday to everyone who was already fat on Monday.
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No one knew me until I met my wife Lulu. Lulu's mother used to ask, Which one is Maurice? For six months she thought Lulu was dating Barry.
Maurice Gibb
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If you have a choice between ugly or fat; You can turn lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the fat in the dark.
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The reputation of a man is like his shadow, gigantic when it precedes him, and pigmy in its proportions when it follows.
Charles Maurice De Talleyrand
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Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.
Maurice Chevalier
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Running away doesn't help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run.
Unknown
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There is no need to worry about mere size. We do not necessarily respect a fat man more than a thin man. Sir Isaac Newton was very much smaller than a hippopotamus, but we do not on that account value him less.
Bertrand Russell
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To succeed in the world, it is much more necessary to possess the penetration to discern who is a fool, than to discover who is a clever man.
Charles Maurice De Talleyrand
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The French are true romantics. They feel the only difference between a man of forty and one of seventy is thirty years of experience.
Maurice Chevalier
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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I never got how fat people could make fun of other people...for being fat.
Unknown
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He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'
Joe Viterelli
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The idea in The Man that Would Be King was that the music should recreate all that majestic surrounding and emphasize the adventure, but also speak about the frustration or, rather said, the curse of both protagonists, even before happened what happens them.
Maurice Jarre
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Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Unknown
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Your mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!
Unknown
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