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Toilet Pictures Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Toilet Pictures" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Well, I've thought many times when my career was in the toilet, that I was going to have to seriously consider getting another job, I don't know what I'd do.
Aaron Eckhart
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May your summer be like a roll of toilet paper, long and useful.
Unknown
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I love my toilet. We've been through a lot of shit together.
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I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?'
Matthew Broderick
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I am on my shit I need a pamper on toilet paper on the side for example homey.
Tity Boi
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It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.
George Lindsey
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Shittin on you bi...es, now let me flush the toilet and wipe my ass.
Lil Wayne
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I tell ya, Edith, when a plumber's business goes into the toilet you're sitting pretty.
Archie Bunker
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Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day.
Richard Roeper
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May your summer be like a roll of toilet paper long and useful.
Unknown
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I'm always so confused when I see a toilet seat up in the ladies restroom.
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If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
Jay Leno
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France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.
Billy Wilder
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You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
Alan King
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As far as the consumer is concerned, they think it's a stand-by ticket where you have to sit in the back by the toilet.
Bill Murray
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When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed.
Jennifer Aniston
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If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
Jay Leno
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I'm not a collector at heart. I'm never tormented by the longing to possess things. I'm quite happy with my pictures. I've been cohabiting with them for years now and we know each other inside out, so I feel I'm entitled to say that pictures have a life and a character of their own. Maybe they're like plants they won't really flourish unless you talk to them. I haven't gone that far - not yet anyway. Lots of them behave like good little girls and give me a nice smile whenever I walk past, but others are real bi...es and never miss any opportunity to ruin my life. I handle them with kid gloves.
Robert Doisneau
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Pee splits into two streams. Both miss the toilet...
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Acting is invigorating. But I don't analyse it too much. It's like a dog smelling where it's going to do its toilet in the morning.
Liam Neeson
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