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Turning 21 Years Old Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Those turning against religion because of fanatics and morons are no better than those turning to religion due to tragedy.
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So the vision of Microsoft is pretty simple. It changed a couple years ago. For the first 25 years of the company, it was a personal computer on every desk and in every home. And it was a very good vision; very rare for a company to be able to stick with something like that for 25 years. The reason we changed it was simply that it became acceptable. . . . And so as we stepped back and looked at what we were trying to do with the programming model, turning the Internet into the fabric for distributed computing, getting your information to replicate in a very invisible way so that it was available to you everywhere, thinking of this programming model spanning all the different devices, we changed to the mission statement we have now, which is empowering people through great software anytime, any place and on any device.
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Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years. Lesson learned.
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It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it?
Steve Hackett
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.
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I have had stalkers over the years. The police deal with it but it is very scary. One man kept turning up where we filmed 'Countdown in Leeds,' which was scary. It was sad as he'd been sectioned and thought I was talking to him through the TV.
Carol Vorderman
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You are not turning 60. You are just turning 20 for the third time. Happy Birthday!
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
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Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
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I don't want to have to say, Honey, you know, could you turn off the sports channel because I'm not a big sports fan, and I don't love the television being on just for the sake of turning on. I'd like turning on for some thing specific.
Lynn Redgrave
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
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So I won't let you close enough to hurt me. No, I won't ask you, you to just desert me. I cant give you, what you think you gave me. It's time to say goodbye to turning tables. To turning tables.
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Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
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I will stop peeping into my boyfriend's female friends profile on facebook.
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'Age' is the acceptance of a term of years. But maturity is the glory of years.
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From Kelsey, I have learned among many other things the value of turning on a dime and how you can have an extremely funny and extremely poignant moment with absolutely no separation in between... and sometimes in the same moment.
David Hyde Pierce
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My New Years resolution list usually starts with the desire to lose between 10 and 3,000 pounds.
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