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Ugly People Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the house next door, and it was very similar.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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I don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something.
Steve Harvey
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I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.
Victoria Wood
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Happy April 1st everyone! May your day be filled with obnoxious practical jokes.
Unknown
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Steven Wright
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Never say never, she might do her friend, you never know. Shorty make that d..k stand up like it's telling jokes.
Lil Wayne
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Im sorry I mistook all our laugh, sweet texts and jokes as you caring. I'll think twice before I waste my time again. But its over now.
Unknown
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The fastest way to make your own Anti-freeze is to hide her nightgown.
Unknown
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Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.
John Lasseter
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Me: I hate being single. Brain: it's because you're weird. Body: yeah, and fat. Face: plus, you're ugly. Food: I'm here for you.
Unknown
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There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right; and, again, making all crime mean and ugly.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Science is organized common sense where many a beautiful theory was killed by an ugly fact.
Thomas Huxley
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ni...s try to pull me back cause misery loves company. My future so bright but my past is so ugly...
Unknown
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I got sick and tired of my lady wearing ugly underwear to bed, so I turned to the Internet.
John Wilson
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He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.
Mickey Rivers
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If the conditions were right there could be great acceptance. Often it is only when they pose an economic or political threat that it turns really ugly.
Iris Chang
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A fine head of hair adds beauty to a good face, and terror to an ugly one.
Lycurgus
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To be human is to be beautifully flawed. Don't let society bring you down by calling you ugly. God loves you.
Unknown
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If you destroyed the underpinnings of this great American sport, you are a hated, ugly, detestable person.
Curt Flood
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Everyone is like a butterfly, they start out ugly and awkward and then morph into beautiful graceful butterflies that everyone loves.
Drew Barrymore
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