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Understanding Women Funny Quotes & Sayings
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You don't know a women till you've met her in court.
To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
For me there are only two type of women: goddesses and doormats.
Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them, but they can't see you.
It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.
Men And Women quotes
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Women make me happy. Once accepting that I will never be able to understand them makes me more happier.
Women only have trouble parking because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
Dick Van Dyke
Women are good for 70 things, sandwiches and 69.
If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war...just couple of nations not talking with each other.
Since we all came from a women, got our name from a women, and our game from a women. I wonder why we take from women, why we rape our women, do we hate our women? I think its time we killed for our women, be real to our women, try to heal our women, cus if we dont we'll have a race of babies that will hate the ladies, who make the babies. And since a man can't make one he has no right to tell a women when and where to create one
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine.
Women are deep beautiful blue oceans and once a month its Shark week!
Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
I hate women because they always know where things are.
Malcolm De Chazal
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one.
Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.
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