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Weekend Jokes Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Weekend Jokes" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.
Zenna Scha
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That moment when you wake up with a hang over and say I'm not drinking anymore...until the following weekend approaches.
Robert Escalante
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The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it's the weekend. Then the snail rides a fu..ing ferrari.
Unknown
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Thank God it's Friday, because the weekend has landed and it's time to forget about work and tear it up!
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The only fun part of being single is how much fun married people mistakenly assume I'm having every weekend.
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Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.
Unknown
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I'm excited for the plans I made this weekend that I'm going to break once I remember I don't like having plans.
Unknown
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Mondays are God's punishment for what you did during the weekend.
Unknown
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It's Friday! I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.
Unknown
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Everybodys lookin forward to the weekend, weekend. Friday, Friday!
Rebecca Black
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Smoke that dro, we gon smoke til we can't no more. Smoke that weed good, we do the damn thing every weekend, weekend.
Wale
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Cheers to the freakin' weekend. I drink to that, yeah yeah.
Rihanna
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Have a Blessed Friday & a Victorious Weekend!
Unknown
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Obama said, 'Yes we can!' but I said, 'Yes weekend!'
Unknown
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
Unknown
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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