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Weekend Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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The roses have wilted, The violets are dead, Sugar is lumpy And so is your head.
Unknown
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Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
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I'd love to do well on a big weekend with people watching and cheering, of course. But it's not fair to create an expectation level before I know what is realistic. I want to finish as well as possible. Is that top 20? Top 15? Top 25? You just have to play it by ear.
Danica Patrick
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Just a reminder it's daylight savings this weekend which means I'll be late Monday when I forget it's daylight savings.
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Pretty girl princess no you don't know me, I'm tryna change that baby why don't we get up this weekend, see us a movie I know you got options, but baby I'm the real thing.
Mindless Behavior
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Tell me something I wanna hear. Trench coat and heals is nothing you wanna wear. Put your friend on, she wanna stare. Chicks like airs, every weekend I wanna pair.
Vado
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I made it about a three-day weekend so people wouldn't have to change their clothes a lot. We didn't have an art department; we didn't have a make-up department.
John Sayles
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The awful feeling waking up the next day after a night of drinking and having to read those texts you sent during the night.
Robert Boughter
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y second tell me how you pressed em at the Monte Crystal. Where so&so from, and what neighborhoods beefin, Who baby momma's a rat, and who got killed last weekend. That shit is mad depressin, bringin me down. Speak on somethin with some substance that can get us both paid rather than tellin me how these ni...s jockin yo style.
Kendrick Lamar
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When I was 17 I saw the movie Clueless, and that fashion was my life. The outfits from Judy's were the outfits I'd wear. I literally had at least 10 of the outfits Cher had. Also it was pretty cool to have different colored beepers. I'd change my color every weekend.
Kim Kardashian
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It's a Beautiful Saturday! It's beautiful, it's Saturday and the air is sweet with the last of Autumn. Go out and enjoy the weekend!
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Friday is the beginning of my liver's workweek.
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Happy Friday everyone, have a fun and safe weekend. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Unknown
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Whoever would have guessed that in the land of cheap sausages and mashed potatoes there could be such a change which would actually bring the French from Paris every weekend to invade Britain en masse to eat great food and drink great wine.
Robin Leach
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When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying saucers...and plates, pots, mugs...
Robert Paul
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I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting gift. It was a comb.
Scott Roeben
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That awkward moment when you pose nude for your art teacher and you flunk the course.
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I remember, growing up, if something big, God forbid. happened, the first jokes you heard on the subject came out of Jersey.
Oscar Nunez
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I call our bathroom 'The Vault' because the door's always locked and whatever goes on in there costs a $hitload of money.
Jeff Foxworthy
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i know you think you broke my heart, but I saw your game right from the start, I knew it well and played it too, so laugh it up the jokes on you.
Katie Johnson
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