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When A Dog Bites A Man That Is Not Newst News Quotes & Sayings
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
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I have a liberal definition of news because I think news can be what excites people. I'm not very sanctimonious about what news is and isn't.
Diane Sawyer
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Because the bad news is worse than you think it is, the good news is better than you think it is.
Craig Williams
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A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.
Chuang Tzu
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The news media are, for the most part, the bringers of bad news... and it's not entirely the media's fault, bad news gets higher ratings and sells more papers than good news.
Peter McWilliams
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Then a homeless man with a dog approached us and put his hand out. This happens to be something that I have a real problem with: homeless people with pets who approach you for food when they have a perfectly delicious dog standing right there?
Chelsea Handler
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If a man, for private profit, tears at the public news, does so with the impatience of one who thinks he actually owns the news you get, it is against the national interest.
Jimmy Breslin
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Not really but I did end up auditioning for a Broadway show. It's kind of a sad story - I did go through a whole audition process which ended with a phone call: We have good news and bad news, the good news is that you got the part and the bad news is that the production is getting cancelled. So there you have it, I was almost on Broadway.
Candace Bailey
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My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.
Cathy Guisewite
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Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
Charles M Schulz
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A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
Herb Caen
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A friend is a friend and a dog is a dog. A friend will never be a dog, but a dog won't ever quit being a friend.
Jean Paul Malfatti
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I'm a great dog fanatic. My own dog died a little while ago and I take it very personally when things die...it's a major offence.
Clive Barker
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Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it.
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In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.
Edward Hoagland
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I'm a dog person, I've had dogs all my life. But you see, it's not really a dog. It's more like a little robot. It's an actor. It displays no emotion whatsoever. I swear that dog doesn't know any of us even though we've done five seasons of Frasier.
John Mahoney
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Never awake me when you have good news to announce, because with good news nothing presses; but when you have bad news, arouse me immediately, for then there is not an instant to be lost.
Napoleon Bonaparte
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We call them Twinkies. You've seen them on television acting the news, modeling and fracturing the news while you wonder whether they've read the news - or if they've blow-dried their brains, too.
Linda Ellerbee
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We call them Twinkies. You've seen them on television acting the news, modeling and fracturing the news while you wonder whether they've read the news - or if they've blow-dried their brains, too.
Linda Ellerbee
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Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They dont know theyre being funny.
Stephen Colbert
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