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When I Saw U 1st Time In My Facebook Quotes & Sayings
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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
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Some people may think that we hate Korn and Limp Bizkit, but that's not entirely true, we just hate Korn's 3rd album and Limp Bizkit's 2nd album. Their 1st albums, however, did greatly influence us. We do like Korn's album Issues, some of it does sound like the 1st one, but they still could have perfected it. We've never met either of them, but we'd like to.
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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Facebook: the only book teens read these days.
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If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
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Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.
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Welcome to Facebook! Where liars tell more lies, enemies are Facebook friends, weak people turn into Facebook gangsters, haters complain about haters and every person who talks about money aint got none.
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I hate when I get invited to weird events on Facebook. For the fifth time, I don't want to go to your cat's birthday party, freak.
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Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook.
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue...you look bangable, so I'll add you.
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When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
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On the night of the 1st of September we observed for the first time signs of the natives being in the neighbourhood. Fires were seen on the low land near Cape Frederick Henry, and at daylight we saw the natives with our glasses.
William Bligh
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I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time.
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Never on schedule, but always on time.
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There should be a 'Thats what she said' button on Facebook.
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I wish facebook would notify me when people delete me, that way I can Like it.
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Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights.
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Dear Facebook friend suggestion, yeah I know him, but I fu..ing hate him.
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Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is going to be good!'
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I dont like to reject anyone, I just pretend and if I see them and they go, 'Oh hey, I requested you on Facebook,' I say, 'Oh I never use Facebook, sorry.'
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