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When Pigs Fly Monday Work Quotes & Sayings
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Monday Night Football. That was everything to me because you get a chance to show everybody what you're capable of. It's only two teams on that Monday night.
Jerry Rice
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The greatest job I ever had was working on my family farm. Each morning my father would come into my bedroom around 4:30 am and command me to get up and work the fields. I would spend the next two hours before school slopping pigs and cropping tobacco.
Armstrong Williams
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Hard work - I mean, does anybody use that term anymore? Laziness doesn't fly. It's all in the practice. It does take work and it ain't easy - but man, the rewards!
Susan Powter
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The scariest part of this snowstorm is that it'll be cleaned up in time for work on Monday.
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There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.
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I wish I was resurrected from the dead on Sunday so I had an excuse for taking off work on Monday
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn't sleep on Monday nights.
Alan Jay Lerner
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Monday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is.
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I love to fly. I always wanted to fly. It's been one of my dreams since I was 3 years old. I remember saying to my mom, 3 years old, every day, 'I can fly!' Living on the ninth floor, it was dangerous.
Elena Anaya
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I got 99 problems and they're all due Monday.
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I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from "Thank God it's Friday" to "Thank God it's Monday." If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.
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I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.
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I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from 'Thank God it's Friday' to 'Thank God it's Monday.' If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.
Ann Diehl
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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I hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
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I may have exaggerated a bit when I said that 80 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs. What I meant to say was 75 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs.
Richard Krajicek
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Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.
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Let's pretend it's a three-day weekend by being too hungover to show up for work Monday.
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Mondays rock...Anyone who doesnt like mondays, must not just work 3 days a week like I do.
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