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Witty Facebook Statuses Quotes & Sayings
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Dear google, can u just let me write my sentence before u start guessing...
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Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
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A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
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You want to see a perfect relationship? Watch a movie.
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Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
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Not enough time in this World to worry Bout those WHO dislike you
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My internet went down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. How irresponsible...
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Walmart: Let's buy 30 cash registers...and only keep two open!
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I hate it when I don't forward chain messages and I die the next day.
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No, sir, I'm not saying that charming, witty and warm copy won't sell. I'm just saying I've seen thousands of charming, witty campaigns that didn't sell.
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Paranormal Activity 4: Because people are stupid enough to pay to watch the same movie a fourth time.
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There's always that one kid in PE class who thinks it's the fu..ing Olympics. Calm. The. fu... Down.
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If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand.
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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fu..ing blue.
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The following sentence is true: The previous sentence is false.
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If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
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Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment!
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What's better Google or Yahoo???? Wait I'll google it !!!
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Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway?
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