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It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to produce the occasional bon mot.
Honore De Balzac
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The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling; the comic story and the witty story upon the matter.
Mark Twain
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Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.
James Thurber
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Down, down, down into the darkness of the grave Gently they go, the beautiful, the tender, the kind; Quietly they go, the intelligent, the witty, the brave. I know. But I do not approve. And I am not resigned.
Edna St Vincent Millay
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Melancholy men are of all others the most witty.
Aristotle
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Your wits make others witty.
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Histories make men wise; poets, witty; the mathematics, subtile; natural philosophy, deep; moral, grave; logic and rhetoric, able to contend.
Francis Bacon
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When people say life is short. What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
Unknown
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There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature; the malice of a good thing is the barb that makes it stick
Richard Brinsley Sheridan
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A witty saying proves nothing.
Voltaire
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A witty saying proves nothing.
Voltaire
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I wisdom dwell with prudence, and find out knowledge of witty inventions.
Bible
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One of the greatest mistakes in life is to fear continually you will make one.
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Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
Samuel Butler
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Life is hard, but it's harder if you're stupid.
Michael Crichton
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If life gives you lemons don't make a fu..ing lemonade take the shitty lemons and throw them at the assole who's making your life hard.
Peta-Gaye Clark
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My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.
Unknown
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I love witty. I love mental strength. Just being secure. With all the stuff I come with, you have to be someone who is sure of himself. That turns me on. Somebody who is very sure of themselves without being arrogant, smart, witty, has a career. Somebody who is very open-minded about things. Thats what I love. Adventurous is the word.
Ricky Martin
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The present generation, wearied by its chimerical efforts, relapses into complete indolence. Its condition is that of a man who has only fallen asleep towards morning: first of all come great dreams, then a feeling of laziness, and finally a witty or clever excuse for remaining in bed.
Soren Kierkegaard
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Go, write it in a martial hand; be curst and brief; it is no matter how witty, so it be eloquent and fun of invention: taunt him with the licence of ink: if thou thou'st him some thrice, it shall not be amiss; and as many lies as will lie in thy shee.
William Shakespeare
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