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Witty Sarcastic Life Insult Quotes & Sayings
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Life is too short to waste time on matching socks.
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He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
Victor Borge
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I am sarcastic and dry, but I also have a pretty huge zest for life.
Krysten Ritter
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Due to circumstances within my control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?
Jean Cocteau
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A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
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You must forgive in order to live.
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If you don't take care of your body, where will you live?
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No-one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
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The easiest way to make ends meet is to get off your own.
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You cannot find knowledge by rearranging your ignorance.
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Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson
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36 years old is significant, because at 36 you can sleep with someone half your age and not go to jail.
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Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.
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The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
May V Smith
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The hardest part of a business, is minding your own.
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You hate your life? Go post on Facebook about it, that'll help.
Unknown
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx
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I'm nice to the weird kid, so he'll spare my life when he snaps.
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My lyrics are a big pile of contradictions. They're split between very sincere opinions and feelings that I have, and sarcastic opinions and feelings that I have, and sarcastic and hopeful, humorous rebuttles towards cliche, bohemian ideals that have been exhausted for years. I mean, I like to be passionate and sincere, but I also like to have fun and act like a dork... Geeks Unite.
Kurt Cobain
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