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Woody Allen Marriageumption Quotes & Sayings
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Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
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If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
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I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife
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Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.
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Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
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Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go, it's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you .
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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
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I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.
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Seventy percent of success in life is showing up
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I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
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The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought s.. was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.
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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
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Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought s.. was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.
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I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
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Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.
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