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Woody Allen Team Quotes & Sayings
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If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
Woody Allen
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I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
Woody Allen
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If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
Salman Rushdie
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I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
Woody Allen
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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Woody Allen
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I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
Woody Allen
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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
Woody Allen
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s.. relieves tension - love causes it.
Woody Allen
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Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
Woody Allen
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Infatuation is when you think he's as s..y as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as s..y as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway.
Judith Viorst
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Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
Woody Allen
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If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.
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I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Woody Allen
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Woody Allen
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I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
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Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
Woody Allen
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The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
Woody Allen
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If Woody Allen called me, I'd be there straight away. Who wouldn't? Truly.
Julie Delpy
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Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
Woody Allen
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He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
Woody Allen
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