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You Can Your Status But Not Check Your Quotes & Sayings
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Homey don't quit. What else are you gonna do? It's like those guys in the cartoon they get up in the morning, check the clock and fight all day and after it's over they check the clock and go home. That's how it goes.
Chubby Checker
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Be cautious of playing your Queen in front of your King and in subjecting yourself to a discovered check. It is better when check is given to your King to interpose a man that attacks the checking Piece than with one that does not.
Howard Staunton
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Im not from Alabama but check out how I roll tide. He might have the same whip but check out how I roll mine.
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Check bags are fun. I just make sure there won't be anything illegal in my check bag which is forbidden at a cabin of a plane. Just leaving things like scissors and such out of my carry-on things in order to avoid troubles with some certain airline, y'know.
Kerry King
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I think we know the results of the sound check. Did it sound horrible? Check! - Sam
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Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and then I take that check and buy a new pair of sho.., and then I wear those sho.. the next time I do your show.
Amy Sedaris
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
Unknown
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
Unknown
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He keep his ho.. in check, sends em out to get glows from off frozen necks, tells em take his clothes leave him posin nekkid for real, better yet, get him for the check off the record deal, find out where he keep the tec and the blue steel, make sure for extra wreck let em know how you feel and while hes runnin down to all star weekend to ball, Im comin with the U-Haul.
MF Doom
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
Unknown
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True, I got more fans than the average man but not enough loot to last me....to the end of the week. I live by the beat like you live check to check. If you don't move yo' feet then I don't eat so we like neck to neck. (Listen to the song, it's clearer than my stanza).
Andre 3000
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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
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I don't fight for legacy. I don't fight for none of that, I fight for that check. I'm in the check cashing business.
Floyd Mayweather Jr
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I think these movies are as much for people of that time as for people who weren't born. For people who weren't born, they see how leaders must act under a crisis situation, not trying to be re-elected or not trying to check polls, that they go from their gut check.
Kevin Costner
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Liking your own status, is like high-fiving yourself in public...
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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There should be a background check every time a firearm is transferred. You shouldn't be able to go to a gun show and buy guns without a background check. There are Internet gun sales, classified ads in the newspapers - and you can buy guns without background checks.
Michael D Barnes
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I don't understand those couples that fight and then a minute later change their Facebook status to 'Single.' I fight with my parents but you dont see me change my status to 'Orphan.'
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Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fu..ing expensive.
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Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
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