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Dennis Miller Funny Quotes
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10 entries tagged Funny quotes by Dennis Miller.
Last updated May 2024
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Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Dennis Miller
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The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
Dennis Miller
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A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error.
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The average Americans day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charless dart board.
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The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
Dennis Miller
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A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error.
Dennis Miller
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
Dennis Miller
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A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George!
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I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.
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I rant, therefore I am.
Dennis Miller
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