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When I get introduced to someone I ask them 'Team Edward or Team Jacob?' It helps me separate the freaks & douches from the normal ones.
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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Does a prostitude file pregnancy as a work-related accident?
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