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Suggest Revision: You may think I'm a loser, but to my goldfish I am
  
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Suggest Revision: My wife always complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive... so I took her to the Gas Station.
  
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Suggest Revision: Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.
  
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Suggest Revision: If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
  
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Suggest Revision: The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.
  
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Suggest Revision: I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.
  
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Suggest Revision: I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, You're next.
  
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Suggest Revision: Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, i told them to bugger off, my dog does not own a bike!
  
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Suggest Revision: I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
  
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Suggest Revision: When I was born I was so surprised, I didnt talk for a year and a half!
  
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Face book is a very popular social networking website, interconnecting millions across the world. Face book, originally called Face smash, is a brainchild of Mark Zuckerberg. There are various applications, games and other interactive features that face book provides to all its members. Every member who has an account on face book has a homepage which is popularly called the "wall". On the wall, there is a space, where the face book user can speak his mind and use it to communicate or share his feelings with other face book users, whom he or she has listed as his friends. Funny face book status indicates any such status update which generates a lot of laughter and which people find really amazing. In the words of Sophia Bush, "I think the sexiest thing on anybody is intelligence. I respect somebody who has a brain and wants to use it more than a pretty face and status."
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