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Roseanne Barr Quotes & Sayings
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30 entries tagged including 21 subtopics.
Last updated Apr 2024
Roseanne Barr Topics
Children
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I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with.
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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
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The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
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The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it.
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I know how to do anythingI'm a mom
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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
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There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect
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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.
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There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect
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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.
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Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.
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It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
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I was completely nuts for most of my life.
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I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job.
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I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.
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I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them.
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Excuse the mess but we live here.
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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
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