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5 Word Funny School Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "5 Word Funny School" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties.
George Saunders
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My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.
Norm Crosby
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1st month of school: look nice and dress up. Rest of the school year: Rocking the homelss grandma look.
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Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste....
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The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
Larry Hardiman
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Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others are talking.
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If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school.
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The longest word in the english language is the one that follows the phrase, 'And now a word from our sponsor'.
Hal Eaton
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In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
David Spade
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.
Peter De Vries
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In school, if you take too long in the bathroom, everyone thinks you pooped!
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First day of school: I'm actually gonna try this year! Next week: Yeah, no.
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School is like a boner. It's long and hard, unless you're Asian.
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I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.
Lenny Bruce
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I got expelled from school on pajama day....But its not my fault I sleep naked.
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I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning. Mitch do you like submarine sandwhiches? All-encompassingly...
Mitch Hedberg
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Gracie Allen
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There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done: school and prison.
William Glasser
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In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
Rodney Dangerfield
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