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A Fart Is A Way Of That A Load Is On The Way Quotes & Sayings
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On YouTube, the ads load instantly but the videos take forever to load.
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I'm a few bricks short of a load, but a full load always hurt my back. I flew over the cuckoo's nest and I'm never ever coming back.
Bare Naked Ladies
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But as well may you, when urging a man up-hill with a heavy load upon his back, and with your lash also upon his back, tell him, that be has nothing to do either with the load or the lash.
Gerrit Smith
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Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought Id share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ah was that you? And I didnt have the heart to tell her. Oh! Will: She woke herself up? Sean: Ah...! But Will, shes been dead for 2 years, and that's the shit I remember: wonderful stuff you know? Little things like that. Those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but there not. Ah, that's the good stuff. ~ Robin Williams as Sean Maguire, Matt Damon as Will Hunting.
Good Will Hunting
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She's a warm fart at Christmas.
Jethro Tull
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I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
Harold Ramis
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My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
Jenny McCarthy
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut
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At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
Donald Sutherland
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I just sharted myself. That's when you fart and you shit yourself on accident!
Kris Jenner
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She'd teach me about modern art, and I'd show her it's okay to fart.
Blink 182
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I regret having held in even a single fart for you.
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Nothing is scarier than attmepting the first fart after having diarrhea.
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I am not a security threat, and my middle name is Kurt, not Fart.
Dwight Schrute
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When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.
Donnie Darko
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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
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Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B Johnson
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21 years old and I still laugh every time the ketchup bottle makes a fart noise.
Unknown
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And when he spank this I make that pu... fart. I'm such an actress, Melissa Joan Hart.
Nicki Minaj
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I hate how new converse make fart sounds when you walk. People been giving me funny looks all day.
Chanel Dudley
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