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Suggest Revision: The lawyer's first thought in the morning is how to handle the case of the ringing alarm clock.
 
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Suggest Revision: Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.
 
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Suggest Revision: But I love New York. I used to set my alarm clock when I was there, and get up at 4am and get a coffee, just because I could.
 
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Suggest Revision: Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.
 
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Suggest Revision: Sorry, I hooked up with Bender last night. Dude was all over my snooze button. -Alarm Clock
 
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Suggest Revision: How reliable is your alarm clock?
 
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Suggest Revision: My alarm clock & I had a fight. It wanted me to get up, I refused. Things escalated. Now I'm awake & its broken. Not sure who won the fight.
 
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Suggest Revision: im living out my dream, dont you dare hit that alarm clock.
 
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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Suggest Revision: My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
 
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Suggest Revision: There is no hope for a civilization which starts each day to the sound of an alarm clock.
 
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