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Am Not On Facebook For Date Quotes & Sayings
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I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed.
Date Attell
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Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
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Reason why I'm single 1) I can't date myself 2) I can't date my celebrity crush 3) I can't date food 4) I can't date the internet.
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Im single because I don't just date to date. I date to love & if you dont believe in forever, I'll show you goodbye real fast.
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I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed.
Dave Attell
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
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When I was kid, werewolves and vampires were scary. Now everyone wants to date them.
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Yeah if you're in grade 11 making date or pass status's on Facebook it might be time to grow up.
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Dear Beyonce, Thanks for showing everyone it is still possible to date, get married, THEN have babies. Sincerely, all the single ladies.
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I don't care what the expiration date says, I'm smelling the milk before I drink it.
Unknown
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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it's not how you start the date, it's how you finish it sir. A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don't finish the date - you know what I mean?
Shaquille O'Neal
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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When your in the movie business you have a start date and a stop date.
Wayne Rogers
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To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as Shakespeare's to be or not to be which deals with death.
Al Goldstein
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I don't date my girlfriend because she's a model. I date her because I love her.
Adam Levine
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Our very first date. Ooh! Well, from now on you can date your stupid video game!
Minnie Mouse
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Arranged marriage is like a blind date...except that date is supposed to last for a lifetime.
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Fastest way to end a date with me, be rude to your waitress regardless of the circumstances. Doesn't fly. Been there done that. Date over.
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