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Atheist Funny Xma Quotes & Sayings
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That awkward moment when you name your child 'Christian' only for him to grow up to be an atheist.
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God made me an Atheist!
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Thank God I am an Atheist!
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For a while, I became an atheist; now that I'm grown up, though, I'm not hard-edged enough to be an atheist. Even though I live with a flaming atheist, I love going to temple. I love all the rituals.
Padma Lakshmi
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An Atheist believes that a hospital should be built instead of a church. An atheist believes that deed must be done instead of prayer said. An atheist strives for involvement in life and not escape into death. He wants disease conquered, poverty vanished, war eliminated.
Madalyn Murray O'Hair
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I may be an atheist, but am not against religion because atheist's have nothing to replace the structure of church charity.
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I kind of call myself an atheist, I suppose - although quite a spiritual atheist, I hope.
Danny Boyle
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I am an atheist, and if an atheist and a pope think the same things, there must be something true. There must be some human truth that is beyond religion.
Oriana Fallaci
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Atheist's don't exist. If you ask anyone why they are an atheist they will proceed to explain their religion of non belief.
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He was an embittered atheist, the sort of atheist who does not so much disbelieve in God as personally dislike Him.
George Orwell
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Who needs Satan when you have a God like Allah?
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Jesus Saves, but I Recycle!
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Control your own destiny or someone else in the name of God will.
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The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike!
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Minds are like parachutes, they only function when open!
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If Atheism is a religion, then health is a disease!
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Why is it that good people suffer? Oh I forgot, it is God's will!
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I am only doing my part to piss off the pious religious folks.
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He was an embittered atheist, the sort of atheist who does not so much disbelieve in God as personally dislike Him.
George Orwell
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up they have no holidays.
Henry Youngman
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