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Begin Black Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Black cards, black cars, Black on black, black broads. Whole lotta money in a black bag. Black strap, you know what thats for?
Jay-Z
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White people scare the crap out of me... I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never had my security deposit ripped off by a black landlord, never had a black landlord... never been pulled over by a black cop, never been sold a lemon by a black car salesman, never seen a black car salesman, never had a black person deny me a bank loan, never had a black person bury my movie, and I've never heard a black person say: We're going to eliminate ten thousand jobs here have a nice day!.
Michael Moore
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White people scare the crap out of me. ¦ I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never had my security deposit ripped off by a black landlord, never had a black landlord ¦ never been pulled over by a black cop, never been sold a lemon by a black car salesman, never seen a black car salesman, never had a black person deny me a bank loan, never had a black person bury my movie, and I've never heard a black person say: We're going to eliminate ten thousand jobs here - have a nice day!.
Michael Moore
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Sorry there's no Black Friday deal for the hospital visit you'll need after Black Friday.
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Being black, I'm involved in the reparations movement. It's focused toward the African-American audience. We could begin to heal.
Cassandra Wilson
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
H L Mencken
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Uh huh, you know what it is, Every whip I do it in, the rims super big, If you want somethin' see the whip transform, 1 button, Seat leaned back, got the yellow inside, On that black camaro, black camaro, black camaro, black camero, My beat hangin' out, got carmelo on the side, And they black and yellow black and yellow.
T-Pain
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Begin - to begin is half the work, let half still remain; again begin this, and thou wilt have finished.
Marcus Aurelius
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Begin - to begin is half the work, let half still remain; again begin this, and thou wilt have finished.
Marcus Aurelius
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Let's spend Thanksgiving spilling food on our clothes, and Black Friday buying new ones.
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Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
Unknown
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Happy Thanksgiving to someone I'd have no problem stomping to death on Black Friday.
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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
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You are young, gifted, and Black. We must begin to tell our young, There's a world waiting for you, Yours is the quest that's just begun.
James Weldon Johnson
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Black is not defined by the media: Tall T's, Saggy Pants, Icy Teeth or Style of Dance. Black is not defined by the media, it's defined by it's background,whether your past is in Steel Mills, or Cotton Fields; whether you bled or cried during struggles; whether you acknowledge it or not, Black is inside. Defined by your racial background,the blood that flows deep in your veins. Black is not defined by the media, so before you ask me if I'm Black, take a look at what Black was before. Before Rap, before Hip-Hop, before Blues became Rock 'n Roll, before slave masters commanded slave ships, Before Jesus came, even before the Hebrew's hardship, Black was Black. And they didn't need the media to tell them that.
Kamanda Ndama
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Racked up I'm racked out, black Ferrari blacked out. Black Friday black mac, popping spades black jack.
French Montana
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Its a celebration of black excellence. Black tie, black Maybachs. Black excellence, opulence, decadence. Tuxes next to the president.
Jay-Z
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It's funny how after an argument is over you begin to think about more clever things you should have said.
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You remind me of the black guy on The Office, because you're the black guy in our office.
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Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.
Unknown
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