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Boys Are Like Alcohol You Throw Them Up Whenboys Quotes & Sayings
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BOYS are like alcohol, you throw them up when you've had too much. GIRLS are like coffee, you throw them away when they are not HOT ANYMORE...
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This are the 3 things I think Im addicted to: Bronzer, Boys & Alcohol.
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As a kid, when I would hurt myself my mom would rub alcohol on it. Which is why I drink, I'm just putting alcohol on where it hurts the most...The inside.
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A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it. I don't like to throw up.
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Guys are like yellow Starbursts, they look good from the outside but when you get a little deeper, they make you want to throw up.
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So I won't give up alcohol, boys, being judgmental or sarcasm but I'll definitely give up drunk texting for Lent.
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CUTE BOYS make you blush. HOT BOYS make you drool. COOL BOYS make you daydream. But trust me, FUNNY BOYS will make you fall in love without even realizing it.
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When life gives you lemons, find someone who has vodka and throw a party.
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As soon as somebody farts around me, I think it's hilarious. This is something my brothers did that now the boys at work are obsessed with. You cup it, and then you throw it in someone's face and say, Take a bite out of that cheeseburger!
Jennifer Lawrence
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Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
Bob Marley
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Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself. Oh alcohol, I still drink to your health.
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We were talking about how old quarterbacks can't throw before 10 am... Practice starts too early for us. Wake me up in the middle of the night and I can throw. I can throw anytime.
Dan Marino
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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Homer Simpson
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Sorry sweetie, but no. Alcohol is't an excuse for being a dirty slut. Nice try though.
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Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
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If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
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They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.
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It's funny how alcohol can make the clothes come off.
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Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.
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Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk...
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