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Cardiac Nurse Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse.
Gary Veale
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The fact that you're not a nurse shouldn't stop you from wearing a nurse's uniform at some point tonight.
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Difficulty, my brethren, is the nurse of greatness - a harsh nurse, who roughly rocks her foster - children into strength and athletic proportion.
William C Bryant
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My wife volunteered her services as Red Cross nurse, insisting upon being sent to the front, in order to be as near me as could be, but it developed later that no nurse was allowed to go farther than the large troop hospitals far in the rear of the actual operations.
Fritz Kreisler
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She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.
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Sorry your unhealthy lifestyle makes cardiac arrest a feasible outcome from an April Fool's joke.
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I can't decide this Halloween whether to go as a slutty witch, a slutty nurse, a slutty schoolgirl, or just a total slut...
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Why is one simpler than two? It's lower, it's lonelier, but is it simpler? Each one of these conditions is about a thousand to one shot; that means that any two of them happening at the same time is a million to one shot, Chase says the cardiac infection is a ten million to one shot which makes my idea ten times better than yours. [pause. Foreman looks defeated] Get a calculator run the numbers.
Dr Gregory House
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I am a nurse, just not registered. -Alan
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And I wasn't a journalist any more than I was a trained nurse.
May Sinclair
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Because my father was a psychiatric nurse, I know my way around the system.
Trisha Goddard
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I was by far the youngest of the family, and at times it was like being an only child.
Paul Nurse
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To do what nobody else will do, a way that nobody else can do, in spite of all we go through; is to be a nurse.
Rawsi Williams
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And as a nurse, I know very well the importance, for example, of electronic medical records.
Lois Capps
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It was during my time at secondary school that I abandoned religion.
Paul Nurse
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On occasions, I get too wasted, it's an occasion. I heard a nurse say, 'Thank you for being so patient.'
Lil Wayne
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My 6 years with Murdoch were pivotal for my entire research career.
Paul Nurse
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Better murder an infant in its cradle than nurse an unacted desire.
William Blake
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During the winter my attention was attracted to the changes in the stars and planets in the sky.
Paul Nurse
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