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Chelsea Pittman Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Chelsea Pittman" sorted by relevance. 86 matching entries found.
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Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.
Chelsea Handler
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Most men would never tell a girl her Pikachu smells like a crab cake. It's just not done. But they would have no qualms about telling their guy friends. Similarly, if you're a guy and you pull your pants down, and the girl you're with immediately stats text messaging her friends, you have a small pe..s. Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Chelsea Handler
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What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?
Marilyn Pittman
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Parents can make us distrust ourselves. To them, we seem always to be works-in-progress.
Frank Pittman
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No one, however powerful and successful, can function as an adult if his parents are not satisfied with him.
Frank Pittman
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Men who have been raised violently have every reason to believe it is appropriate for them to control others through violence; they feel no compunction over being violent to women, children, and one another.
Frank Pittman
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A boy is not free to find a partner of his own as long as he must be the partner to his mother.
Frank Pittman
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A man doesn't have to have all the answers; children will teach him how to parent them, and in the process will teach him everything he needs to know about life.
Frank Pittman
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We know how powerful our mother was when we were little, but is our wife that powerful to us now? Must we relive our great deed of escape from Mama with every other woman in our life?
Frank Pittman
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What do people mean when they say the computer went down on me?
Marilyn Pittman
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Each generation's job is to question what parents accept on faith, to explore possibilities, and adapt the last generation's system of values for a new age.
Frank Pittman
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Why do otherwise sane, competent, strong men, men who can wrestle bears or raid corporations, shrink away in horror at the thought of washing a dish or changing a diaper?
Frank Pittman
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Fathering makes a man, whatever his standing in the eyes of the world, feel strong and good and important, just as he makes his child feel loved and valued.
Frank Pittman
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I love Chelsea Handler.
Lauren Conrad
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...some of the best s.. I can barely remember.
Chelsea Handler
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I'll always be doing stand-up as long as people are still interested in seeing me.
Chelsea Handler
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I'm not a good collaborator in general.
Chelsea Quinn Yarbro
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My dad was an Arsenal supporter and he used to take me there, but I've always been Chelsea.
Eric Bristow
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I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.
David Alan Grier
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I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.
Chelsea Handler
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