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Christmas Toilet Paper Roll Quotes & Sayings
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May your summer be like a roll of toilet paper, long and useful.
Unknown
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May your summer be like a roll of toilet paper long and useful.
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Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.
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When the apocalypse hits at the end of the year, they claim its gonna hit, I could sell that roll we got for free, your toilet paper, for freakin five hundred dollars.
Honey Boo Boo Child
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Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll...or you're taking shit from some asshole.
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Christmas is a time when you get homesick...even when you're home.
Carol Nelson
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Buy more Scotch tape, wrapping paper, and Christmas cards than you think you'll need.
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I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.
Joel Madden
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I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.
Demetri Martin
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Thank you for your toilet paper, but your flag is meaningless to me.
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Soul is the joint rolled up in toilet paper.
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You never realize you need toilet paper until it's too late...
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Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper.
Daphne Zuniga
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It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.
W T Ellis
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I am on my shit I need a pamper on toilet paper on the side for example homey.
Tity Boi
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It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.
George Lindsey
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France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.
Billy Wilder
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When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed.
Jennifer Aniston
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Hey darling, wake up, it is such a lovely Christmas morning. I wish you all the happiness in the world this Christmas. I promise to do all it takes to see you happy. Merry Christmas baby. You owe me a Christmas kiss!
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France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper
Billy Wilder
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