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Computer Engineers Funny Stat Quotes & Sayings
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Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works....
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Anyone else feel kinda weird when your computer asks you if you would like to continue unprotected?
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They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
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They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
Milton Berle
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Ok need to learn belly dancing stat!
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You know you're lazy when your computer asks you, 'The file asfsyegdjf already exist, would you like to replace it?'
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I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back 'That Ass' up.
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Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
Rita Mae Brown
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Architects and engineers are among the most fortunate of men since they build their own monuments with public consent, public approval and often public money.
John Prebble
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Electronic calculators can solve problems which the man who made them cannot solve; but no government subsidised commission of engineers and physicists could create a worm.
Joseph Wood Krutch
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As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
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My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.
Robert Paul
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Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
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If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
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Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users?
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If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?
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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity.
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My only professional ambition is to get a desk where no one can see my computer monitor other than me.
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Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
Steve Wozniak
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