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Condom Friends Quotes & Sayings
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
Unknown
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Me without you is like a condom with no lube.
Unknown
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you can wear a condom but you cant come here
Lil Wayne
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If you're going to have s.., use a condom.
Dennis Rodman
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Some people use just one condom, right? But we use tons
Tracey Emin
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Its fu.. the world, no condom.
Lil Wayne
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Choose your friends carefully; I rather be picky than to pick the wrong friends.
Rasheed Bryant
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Do you think I give a llama skinned condom about that?
Jenna Marbles
10 Likes
I'm just so happy to be out of that condom stage of life.
Charlotte York
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bi...es always on my d..k, I wear a condom when I shit!
J Cole
58 Likes
He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Bill Brasky
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I'll fu.. yo bi... with a Louis Vuitton condom.
Big Sean
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I'm a double XL ni.... Magazine and condom size.
Big Sean
19 Likes
When someone is HIV-positive and his partner says, I want to have s..ual relations with you, he doesn't have to do that. But when he does, he has to use a condom.
Godfried Danneels
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How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your d..k.
Unknown
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Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny
Jersey Shore
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life
Lady Gaga
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New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks.
Unknown
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Bullet proof condom when Im in these ho... Got staples on my d**k, why? F*ckin centerfolds.
Kanye West
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