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Condom Mouth Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Condom Mouth" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
Unknown
7 Likes
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
Chuck Palahniuk
5 Likes
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Everything that goes into my mouth seems to make me fat, everything that comes out of my mouth embarrasses me.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
2 Likes
You better mind your business man, watch your mouth. Before I have to knock that loud mouth out.
Jason Aldean
34 Likes
I wish my mouth worked as well as my mouth. I can type like a dream, but I can't speak to save my life.
Danny Worsnop
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It's better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Unknown
49 Likes
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Peter has the biggest mouth, so it goes to be a mouth contest.
Josh Silver
0 Likes
With my mask, I controlled all of the mouth movements with my own mouth.
Peter Mayhew
0 Likes
Jesus had clarified that it was not what goes into the mouth that defiles but what comes out of the mouth.
John Bevere
4 Likes
Me without you is like a condom with no lube.
Unknown
14 Likes
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you can wear a condom but you cant come here
Lil Wayne
16 Likes
If you're going to have s.., use a condom.
Dennis Rodman
2 Likes
Hiya guys, I'm Mouth.
Mouth McFadden
1 Likes
Some people use just one condom, right? But we use tons
Tracey Emin
0 Likes
Its fu.. the world, no condom.
Lil Wayne
24 Likes
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Do you think I give a llama skinned condom about that?
Jenna Marbles
10 Likes
I'm just so happy to be out of that condom stage of life.
Charlotte York
2 Likes
He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Bill Brasky
2 Likes
bi...es always on my d..k, I wear a condom when I shit!
J Cole
58 Likes
I'll fu.. yo bi... with a Louis Vuitton condom.
Big Sean
36 Likes
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