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Condom Mouth Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Condom Mouth" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Sicker than if she gave me AIDS, plus some teeth decay. Then she stole my condom, try to auction it on eBay.
Mac Miller
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Like I got trust issues. I'm sorry for the people I've pushed out. I'm the type to have a bullet-proof condom and still gotta pull out.
Big Sean
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Whoever keeps his mouth shut when he realizes that he is wrong is wise and he who holds the mouth even if he is right is married.
Vikrant Parsai
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I can feel you, put my d..k inside your mouth. Trying to fit my whole d..k and nuts inside your mouth. I'm jumping in and out your pu... trying to stretch it out. When I hit you from the back you say don't pull it out.
Pimp C
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bi... please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Unknown
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You think I'm an inventor? "He created a d..k-skin condom, He hollowed out a pe..s and put it on", what the fu..? -Ben Stone
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Safe s.. - with a condom, rubber gloves and a wet suit is fine as long as you don't fall in love.
Kerry Thornley
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Im running my mouth a lot and Im looking for a guy to shut me up. If you dont shut me up Im going to keep running my mouth.
Floyd Mayweather
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If you come to a live show, it's a sensory assault. You will leave covered in sweat, beer, glitter, and, just maybe, you'll get a special edition Ke$ha condom. If it breaks, you have to name your daughter or son after me.
Kesha
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One of the problems with s.. education... is that it also strips kids - especially girls - of their modesty to have every detail of anatomy, physiology and condom usage made explicit.
James Dobson
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Here's a condom. I figured since you're acting like a d..k you should start to dress like one.
Unknown
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I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18. The first time was a nightmare. Who shows you how to use a condom?
Adam Ant
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A condom is cheaper than child support & abstinence is free. Pay attention.
Unknown
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1 + 1 = 3 if you don't use condom...
Don Kel
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But certainly in Uganda, Mozambique and South Africa, people don't really talk about s.. and certainly religious leaders - some of them - up to now have been very unwilling to accept, for instance, the promotion of condom use.
Emma Thompson
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February 13 should be international condom day.
Mario Tomasello
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The Catholic Church - it's so difficult because I don't want say anything offensive but it makes me very angry that religious leaders from this faith have tried to respond negatively to s..ual education and to the promotion of condom use.
Emma Thompson
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Words of Wisdom: it's easier to change a condom than it is to change a diaper.
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Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom.
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You keep talkin' about getting screwed... well son, I didn't bring a condom, but I did bring one great big can of whoop-ass!
Stone Cold Steve Austin
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