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Cookie Jar Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Sometimes I feel like the last cookie in the cookie jar; broken and alone.
Krystiana Gonzalez
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You'll find no life lessons in a cookie.
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You will meet a cookie-maker tonight who forgets to wash his hands.
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You will soon eat a cookie.
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Its about time I got out of that cookie.
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It is not secret here in Congress we have not had the discipline in many instances to keep our hands out of the cookie jar of Social Security. Now to stop this I propose that in the future that Congress cannot get its hands on the money in the first place.
Jeff Miller
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Typed like any other fortune cookie:
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I'm going to move on and do other things. My life isn't going to be about Jar Jar Binks.
Ahmed Best
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George Lucas puts those types of characters in for the kids. Same with Jar Jar.
Peter Mayhew
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Mmm, I love Yoda. I didn't like Jar Jar Binks though, he was all wrong.
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Sorry, your fortune is in another cookie.
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
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No, Jar Jar Binks was fine by me but probably went on a little bit too long. When they were in trouble and were battling, it should have been more serious and it became a bit too silly.
Jeremy Bulloch
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On Mondays, I'm always f*cking thankful I don't have a swear jar.
Unknown
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C is for cookie.
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You are unique. Just like everybody else.
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Sometimes you're on top, sometimes she is.
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Your favorite band sucks.
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The next time someone asks you if you are a god, you say 'yes'
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Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party.
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