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Suggest Revision: It is not secret here in Congress we have not had the discipline in many instances to keep our hands out of the cookie jar of Social Security. Now to stop this I propose that in the future that Congress cannot get its hands on the money in the first place.
 
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Suggest Revision: Sometimes I feel like the last cookie in the cookie jar; broken and alone.
 
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Suggest Revision: Cookie Monster thief, not liar.
 
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Suggest Revision: C is for cookie.
 
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Suggest Revision: Sorry, your fortune is in another cookie.
 
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Suggest Revision: You will meet a cookie-maker tonight who forgets to wash his hands.
 
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Suggest Revision: You will soon eat a cookie.
 
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Suggest Revision: You'll find no life lessons in a cookie.
 
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Suggest Revision: Typed like any other fortune cookie:
 
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Suggest Revision: Its about time I got out of that cookie.
 
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