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Crazy Funny Bike Lover Quotes & Sayings
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Let the lover be disgraceful, crazy, absent-minded. Someone sober will worry about events going badly. Let the lover be.
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Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, I told them to bugger off, my dog does not own a bike!
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As a kid I had a dream, I wanted to own my own bicycle. When I got the bike I must have been the happiest boy in Liverpool, maybe the world. I lived for that bike. Most kids left their bike in the backyard at night. Not me. I insisted on taking mine indoors and the first night I even kept it in my bed.
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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Today I fell off my bike while working out. It was a stationary bike.
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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
Ron Alderson
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About your daddy and your mother and your crazy ex-lover .
Toby Keith
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I took my kid to the circus. 'How do they teach a bear how to ride a bike?' 'It's easy, honey, they nail his feet to the pedals, and they beat the crap out of him. He's not riding; he's running. He just happens to be attached to the bike.'
Robert Schimmel
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What is it with the animals with the bikes? I took my daughter to the circus. She said: 'Daddy, how do they teach a bear how to ride a bike?' I said: It's easy, they nail his feet to the pedals and they beat the shit out of him. He's not riding, he's running. He just happens to be attached to the bike.
Robert Schimmel
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She's a Kansas princess, crazy mother trucker, undercover lover.
Jason Aldean
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I'm crazy flowing over with ideas. A thousand ways to woo a lover so sincere.
Erasure
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I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.
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Men are like...Bike Helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
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Crazy people don't know they are crazy. I know I am crazy. Therefor I am not crazy...Wait...Does that make me crazy?
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I need a lover that won't drive me crazy, someone that knows the meaning of hey, hit the highway.
John Cougar Mellencamp
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For a month I did a crazy circuit: running five miles, swimming for 20 minutes, riding a bike for 35 miles, and lifting weights without resting. Then we went to boot camp. On-set we would all work out together and do push-ups between scenes.
Jake Gyllenhaal
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Got in a wreck with a smart car today, its totaled. My bike is fine though.
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Dad, thanks for teaching me how to ride a bike without the use of performance-enhancing drugs.
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i wanna be forever young. My life would shine the way I'm crazy, I'm funny, I'm living life the best way.
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
Emo Philips
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