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Dead Beat Parentsawesome Mom Quotes & Sayings
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you're wanting me to get, get, get it. Beat, beat, beat it, beat, beat, beat it.
Chris Brown
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Were beatin-up-the-beat, thats what we say when were doing our fist pump. First, we start off by banging the ground, were banging it as the beat builds cause that beats hittin us so were fightin back, its like we beat up that beat.
Pauly D
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I'm beat down girl, I'm dead on my feet.
Jake Owen
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That was five billion years ago. So she's dead now. Five billion years later, my mom's dead.
Rose Tyler
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I'm dead. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I died, I'm dead. -Marlin
Finding Nemo
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It is an old habit with theologians to beat the living with the bones of the dead.
Robert Green Ingersoll
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I beat that pu... like production. Or like Rocky, beat the Russian. Or like Jordan, beat the buzzer.
Lil Wayne
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I was watching TV one day, and it was just like some commercial with a kid my age, and I was like, 'Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!' and she came running in, and I was like, 'I wanna do that! I wanna be on TV!'
Victoria Justice
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've sick mom, With a fu..ed dad. Dealing with your lies. Dead bodies everywhere.
Korn
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On the verge of a breakdown. Run down, bludgeoned, and beat. All the things that you once held. Lying dead before your feet.
Black Label Society
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You know you're a mother when the smallest wimper from your child can wake you from a dead sleep.
Linda Poindexter
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My mom told me when I was younger that when you jack off all of your dead relatives are watching. But then I figured who were they going to tell.
Robert Schimmel
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MOM turned upside down spells WOW! Mom you were the best!
Rick Sutter
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I hate being lectured to when I'm dead beat tired.
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.
Ashley Scott
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Man I go crazy on the beat I go Nimrod, Man I act a ass, treat the beat like a hemorrhoid Man I go to work on the beat, call it employ, Man I kicks it, b-tch get your shin guard
Lil Wayne
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'Mom I cant find it.' 'If I go up there and find it you're dead.' 'FOUND IT!'
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My mom and I were in New York for the summer and I modeled for Ford. One time, I would not stop talking at the photo shoot so someone there said to my mom 'I think you have her in front of the wrong camera. You should go meet these people'. My mom had no idea what she was getting into and I got my first commercial.
Taylor Momsen
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I want to be a loving mom. I want to be a mom who listens. I want to be a cool mom. I just want to have a great relationship with my child and have a great family dynamic.
Tori Spelling
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