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Dead Santa Quotes & Sayings
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Texas, to be respected must be polite. Santa Anna living, can be of incalculable benefit to Texas; Santa Anna dead, would just be another dead Mexican.
Sam Houston
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The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
Rick Sutter
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Dear Santa.... you'se a bi... ni...... nonono... wait wait... Dear Santa... You'se a bi... a.. ni......i heard the mall was hiring extra security to protect you.. that's a bi... move santa...i'm comin for that a.. again... until you pay what you owe! sincurly yours... the santa stalker...
Riley Freeman
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There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus
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One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky shows up as Santa, says I've got goodies for you kids. He reaches into his bag and proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes to them. Then he takes off his beard and says There's no Santa cause I ate him!
Bill Brasky
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Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!
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I believed in Santa Claus until I was much older than the average kid. One year, my mom wrote 'Merry Christmas, Stacy' on a chalkboard and told me it was written by Santa. I was like, 'Oh my God, he knows my name!' I truly believed. Then a kid ruined it for me one day and told me there was no Santa, and I came home crying. The sad part was that the girl who told me was younger than I was.
Stacy Keibler
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep. Then, I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been. If daddy had only seen. mommy kissing Santa Claus, last night.
Unknown
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I'm dead. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I died, I'm dead. -Marlin
Finding Nemo
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
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ni..., I'm Santa Claus; where the fu.. the milk and cookies?
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The moment you give up your principles, and your values, you are dead, your culture is dead, your civilization is dead. Period.
Oriana Fallaci
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Dead battles, like dead generals, hold the military mind in their dead grip.
Barbara Tuchman
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Better off dead, yeah better off dead, why don't you try pushing daisies instead.
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Santa Barbara is my hood. I mean, it's not much of a hood, but it is definitely like my hood. I claim Santa Barbara like I claim my family-I'm going to be married and buried there.
Katy Perry
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Dear Santa, I'm sending you a Christmas Cheer with hopes that you'll be very dear. I've been very nice all through the year and so with this, please find my list. I want a 6' personal trainer who's waiting and wanting to be unwrapped by me! I don't want to find him under the tree, I want to see him lying next to me. I've been very nice all year long, now I want to be naughty from dusk to dawn! Thank you Santa, you're the best, I'll take it from here, now get some rest! XOXOXO
Sheila Siggins
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Dead battles, like dead generals, hold the military mind in their dead grip and Germans, no less than other peoples, prepare for the last war.
Barbara W Tuchman
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I kept hearing that metal is dead and Ozzy's dead and people that like Ozzy are dead. I have never had an empty seat. I've always sold out, so who's saying it's all over?
Ozzy Osbourne
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The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral.
David Letterman
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It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life.
Jimi Hendrix
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