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Suggest Revision: When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the universe.' But God answered, 'That knowledge is for me alone.' So I said, 'God, tell me the mystery of the peanut.' Then God said, 'Well George, that's more nearly your size.' And he told me.
 
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Suggest Revision: God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
 
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Suggest Revision: Gray hair is God's graffiti.
 
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Suggest Revision: Please, dear God, don't let me fuck up.
 
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Suggest Revision: Dear God, I'm blessed and at times I end up under pressure to where I become a little stressed, but I always seem to pass your tests. I just wanted to take a moment to not ask for anything from you, but to simply say two words: Thank You.
 
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Suggest Revision: Dear God, I know I'm not perfect. But I want to thank you for loving me anyway.
 
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Suggest Revision: Dear God... Thank you for waking me up this morning to experience your everlasting love and never ending mercy and for my blessed day ahead!
 
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Suggest Revision: Dear God, I don't know your plan for me and at times it can be scary, but I know you have a purpose for me and everything I am going through is for good reason.
 
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Suggest Revision: My dear God the Father Almighty I humbly surrender everything to you...thank you so much oh lord for always guiding me in everything and anything that I'm doing and for blessing me so much I love you oh lord together with your Holy Spirit thank you so much.
 
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Suggest Revision: Dear God, I'm blessed and at times I end up under pressure to where I become a little stressed, but I always seem to pass your tests. I just wanted to take a moment to not ask for anything from you, but to simply say two words: Thank You.
 
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